Chris

Chris was born out of a frigid tundra called Toronto, Canada, to what he imagines to be two very disappointed parents. Being born with a 28 pound cranium, he quickly made the rounds of highly trained scientists who performed endless barrages of experiments on his gargantuan, bulbous head. After a failed career as a professional wrestler due to an awkward center of gravity, he decided to try his hand at life in Europe and specifically Berlin. Discovering the ever changing and volatile character of the city, he decided to firmly root himself like a Great Basin bristlecone pine tree in a city he's come to love more than his own 14 children. He hopes you'll love it too.